So a baby seal walks into a club...

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

A van drives into a car.

This is not a joke.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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