knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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