What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

robin, get in the car.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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