How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

The FCC

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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