- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

You wanna see something really scary?

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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