- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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