What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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