- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

robin, get in the car.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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