- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

HURT

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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