- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Boxing on Boxing Day

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Ms Leong Sux

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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