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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What did the fish say after he

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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