A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Roses are red Im adopted

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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