okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Why didn't he finish his

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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