your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Women's Rights

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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AIDS

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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