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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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