- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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