- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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