- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

why dont they make black forks

You know what's funny? Rape

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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