Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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