- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Liverpool City Football Club

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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