What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Liverpool City Football Club

Nuneaton..

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

An Aisian failed a test

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

This site has ads. and so does every other free site

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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