- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

wanna hear a joke? i dont

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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