-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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