Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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