- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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