- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

FUCK THE JEWS

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

seek beauty

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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