what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

How high is the sky? True or False

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

boobs.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

i killed my family

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Two planes walk into an office building

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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