Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

what goes boo a sock

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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