- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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