What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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