why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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Roses are red, yup.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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