Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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more like nig!

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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Who is John Galt?

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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