A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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