How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

whats 1 + 1? 2

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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