Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Womens rights

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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