A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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