Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

whats black and strange a paki

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Miscarriages.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Ebola

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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