- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why did? Yes

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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