- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Jack Stevens

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

say it ten times fast: oh

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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