- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

So a seal walks into a club.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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