What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What do u call a cripple Biv

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Obama walks into a hospital....

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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