why dont they make black forks

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Dyslexia ruels!

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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