Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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u suck

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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