- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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