Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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