A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

smell the vitamin C

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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