- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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