Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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