Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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go F*** yourself

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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The queen having a shit

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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