Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

No

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What's big and long? My dick.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

hashtags suck balls

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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